Happy Mother’s Day Weekend
Good Morning! We wanted to send you a quick note to wish you and the Moms in your life a wonderful weekend. As Milton Berle once said, “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” We hope you enjoy some of our other favorite quotes about mothers below. Take time this weekend to sit back, relax, and enjoy special time with family and friends. The real estate market will still be here on Monday. Keep up the amazing work. We enjoy watching your success. Happy Mother’s Day to all our AWESOME Elite Mothers as well as every Mother out there!!!
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries The phrase “working mother” is redundant. ~Jane Sellman Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. ~Margaret Culkin Banning Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~Lisa Alther Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. ~Beverly Jones